MM: Mommy, I done. Mommy, wipe my butt now.
Me: Whoa, MM, that is a big turd.
MM: Why thank you (said in her most polite sweet voice as if being told she is pretty or something we have taught her to respond to)
MM: Pop-pop went to NAPA on Cherry St.
Me: No, he didn't. It wasn't on Cherry St. He ended up going to the one on Middlebrook
MM: He took Exit 386A Middlebrook Pike
(She told me this AFTER my dad called for directions & I wasn't sure if there even was an exit for that road)
Who needs a Tom.Tom when you got a MegMeg?
MM: Smell Katrina's feet. (katrina is her baby doll)
Me: ::::::smelling doll's feet:::::::: Peeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
MM: She has a fungus among us. It's a dermatophyte. She needs lamasil A T.
This game was repeated about 5 million times this week.
6 years ago