Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Literally Autism

MM: Mommy, I done. Mommy, wipe my butt now.
Me: Whoa, MM, that is a big turd.
MM: Why thank you (said in her most polite sweet voice as if being told she is pretty or something we have taught her to respond to)


MM: Pop-pop went to NAPA on Cherry St.
Me: No, he didn't. It wasn't on Cherry St. He ended up going to the one on Middlebrook
MM: He took Exit 386A Middlebrook Pike
(She told me this AFTER my dad called for directions & I wasn't sure if there even was an exit for that road)
Who needs a Tom.Tom when you got a MegMeg?



MM: Smell Katrina's feet. (katrina is her baby doll)
Me: ::::::smelling doll's feet:::::::: Peeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
MM: She has a fungus among us. It's a dermatophyte. She needs lamasil A T.
This game was repeated about 5 million times this week.

6 comments:

kristi said...

LOL! Too funny.

Meeko Fabulous said...

She is adorable!

Christine said...

That memory is amazing....and too cute (but not 5 million times) I think that calls for a margarita night, LOL

j said...

your megmeg is gonna be a lifesaver one of these days, when you are driving around in a hurry forgetting the directions...lol

Tamara aka Cheapskate Mom said...

Hey you! I miss you! Where the heck are ya? Every time I make a new button I think "Where is Tiffiany...my button cheerleader?" lol

Meg is so funny :)

Keri said...

Hil.ar.ious! Gotta love that mind of hers. So smart.