Monday, September 21, 2009


That is what I am calling this thing known as H-one N-one. Well, I was joking & laughing about it. It's not so funny any more. Thanks to a certain auto immune disorder, we have one sick little girl here. We are at home, but might need to go in for IV fluids. She is a raging high fever, vomiting, coughing, runny nose, lethargic mess. We went to the doc today & they are almost positive it is HoNo! She definitely has type A flu, which odds are is HoNo. She was placed on Tamiflu, tylenol suppositories. They can't even give her any zofran cause she can't keep it down. Phenergan is out of the realm after this happened last time. We watch, medicate & wait. They are worried she will get pneumonia. I hope not.

I am on meds too in hopes I don't get it. That would be a dangerous mix with my asthma.

And along the lines of HO NO, we have an IEP Wednesday morning. There are so many crappy things going on with school. I do not have time to go into it now. Just wanted to let you all know we are alive.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Literally Autism

MM: Mommy, I done. Mommy, wipe my butt now.
Me: Whoa, MM, that is a big turd.
MM: Why thank you (said in her most polite sweet voice as if being told she is pretty or something we have taught her to respond to)

MM: Pop-pop went to NAPA on Cherry St.
Me: No, he didn't. It wasn't on Cherry St. He ended up going to the one on Middlebrook
MM: He took Exit 386A Middlebrook Pike
(She told me this AFTER my dad called for directions & I wasn't sure if there even was an exit for that road)
Who needs a Tom.Tom when you got a MegMeg?

MM: Smell Katrina's feet. (katrina is her baby doll)
Me: ::::::smelling doll's feet:::::::: Peeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
MM: She has a fungus among us. It's a dermatophyte. She needs lamasil A T.
This game was repeated about 5 million times this week.